What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 18:14

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Why do almost all vertebrates have tails, but not apes and frogs?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do unattractive men assume that a pretty woman like me want them?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
From Russia With Love
Moonraker
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
What are some tips for mouth taping to redirect breathing through the nose at night?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
Panama Canal boss warns MSC ports deal threatens principle of neutrality - ft.com
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
A traveler infected with measles flew into Miami. What are the next steps? - Miami Herald
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
Sed quia omnis delectus ad aliquam.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.